meesterjosh~

I like how this IE9 advert shows off the internet itself and not the actual browser.　

The most distressing dream i’ve had is where my Laptop got wet in the bath and my 3DS broke.

Not family or loved ones, my precious babies were harmed ;-;

and it was my fault

I fell asleep with the laptop on.

Not normally a problem, but I fell asleep at 2:45 and it’s now 10:45.　

I’ve blogged so little today’s business doesn’t even cover one page ._.

But that’s because it’s been two months since I got wid my fine bitch Harvey and we’ve been talking and playing Pokemans and being awesome together so tumut.　

Fun fact: My nickname is Besmial.

My friend’s reasoning for it is because I am a Besmial.　

I’m in the bathtub because it’s too hot in my bedroom.

It is SO COOL IN HERE uwu

uu only killed UU’s Dream Self.

Shhhh, our baby is going to be alright.

In other news, I finally got around to putting Mitchell on my favourites page.

LOOK AT THE BABIES DANCE THEY’RE SO CUTE.

I have my old picture back.

Aborting Downs Syndrome Fetuses is no longer a sin, you can all have at it.

I like how mum turns the internet back on when she thinks i’m asleep. el oh el.　

Mum: get rid of the profile picture before facebook does! It’s not amusing!

My profile picture:

The whole class walked out of PE today. Literally everyone walked out because we hate our teacher.

The parents of Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife were an 80’s　 Madonna album and a Trailer.

Miss Henshall: Josh, where did you get this Calculator?
Me: Uhhh... My middle name is 'Exams'.

Any of you dudes play Spore? It’s been aaaaages since I last did.

I’m quite fond of this guy I made.